grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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sick fucks of a feather flock together
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
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You brought string cheese to the strip club
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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