can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
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Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
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And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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