Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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