He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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