His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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