I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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