whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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