In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
