...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
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You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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