It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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