Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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