You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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