I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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