I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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