saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I understand Curling. That high.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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