my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
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is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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