Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
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also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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