you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
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So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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