Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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