sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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