You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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