She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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