I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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