U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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