Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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