Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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