You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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