Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I bet he comes in French.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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