Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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