His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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My liver just had a heart attack.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
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