So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I deserve this hangover.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Randomize