Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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