We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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