it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
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This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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