so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
No I am not eating basil off your cock
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Will exercising make me less horny?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
Randomize
