My balls are so social today.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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