Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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