but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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