Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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