Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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