im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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