It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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