and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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