Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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