i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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