Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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