i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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