The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
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i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
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we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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