Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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