Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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