guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
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She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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