just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
No subtext here. People are naked.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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