You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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